Tuesday: oopsie we ran out of compute
Wednesday: btw we should really slow down or _something_
Thursday: anyone got $7b to loan?
Friday: we just cured cancer (maybe?)
Saturday: We just invested 5b in nvidia who in turn invested 5b in us, resulting in 10b of gdp
Sunday: Skynet postponed, btw we updated our image model nobody cares about
Tuesday: oopsie we ran out of compute
Wednesday: btw we should really slow down or _something_
Thursday: anyone got $7b to loan?
Friday: we just cured cancer (maybe?)
Saturday: We just invested 5b in nvidia who in turn invested 5b in us, resulting in 10b of gdp
Sunday: Skynet postponed, btw we updated our image model nobody cares about